Long lost Hemsworth

Pureblood.

Faction Mottos

Dauntless:

yolo

Amity:

ily

Candor:

tbh

Erudite:

fyi

Abnegation:

wbu

freakzter:

spent my easter afternoon giving him wings what even is my life

freakzter:

spent my easter afternoon giving him wings what even is my life

(via neat-o-burrito)

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

(via neat-o-burrito)

your-mind-is-nirvana:

kioskstuck:

phoebebuffayvevo:

Princess Morbucks serving some truth tea. 

how come she has fingers but none of the main characters of the show do?

She could afford to buy fingers

(via sodamnrelatable)

snivellus:

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HAHAHA

(Source: frnksocean, via anbegation)

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via neat-o-burrito)

dritim:

sluggys:

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

(Source: coachmcguirk, via neat-o-burrito)

jzul:

FINGERS ARE SO IMPORTANT I CANT EVEN IMAGINE MY LIFE WITOUT MY FINGERS I AM GETTING VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW

(via neat-o-burrito)

communistbakery:

textbaka:

tumblr is a lot like singing tbh

yeah because you can only hit like 3 notes

(via neat-o-burrito)

most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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(via sodamnrelatable)

bowtruckls:

alexpectopatronum:

nevillelongbottomspatronus:

theremainsofmywasted-youth:

i-am-the-sexy-guy-that:

giraffesareawesome:

africangiraffe:

whiskeyuphigh:

siriuslyjosh:

harrypotterstomfelton:

bonjourslut:

 
REALLY HARRY? YOU COULDN’T TELL?
 
 THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A NEW WAND. 

I THOUGHT IT WAS A VACUUM! 

It’s clearly a wizard’s chess set. Duh.

Guys really? It’s obviously a Golden Snitch. 

IT’S OBVIOUSLY THE SWORD OF GRIFFENDOR. COME GUYS GET WITH IT

Seriously you guys it’s obviously a toaster.

FUCK ALL OF YOU, IF YOU READ THE BOOKS YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT HARRY THOUGHT IT WAS SOME MORE UNDERWEAR AND HE WAS REALLY EMBARRASSED TO OPEN IT, BUT RON AND HERMIONE MADE HIM. GOSH GUYS. PAY CLOSER ATTENTION.

It’s obviously a brand new computer.

I hope it’s a puppy. Puppy, puppy, puppy!

^^^

bowtruckls:

alexpectopatronum:

nevillelongbottomspatronus:

theremainsofmywasted-youth:

i-am-the-sexy-guy-that:

giraffesareawesome:

africangiraffe:

whiskeyuphigh:

siriuslyjosh:

harrypotterstomfelton:

bonjourslut:

REALLY HARRY? YOU COULDN’T TELL?

THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A NEW WAND.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A VACUUM! 

It’s clearly a wizard’s chess set. Duh.

Guys really? It’s obviously a Golden Snitch. 

IT’S OBVIOUSLY THE SWORD OF GRIFFENDOR. COME GUYS GET WITH IT

Seriously you guys it’s obviously a toaster.

FUCK ALL OF YOU, IF YOU READ THE BOOKS YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT HARRY THOUGHT IT WAS SOME MORE UNDERWEAR AND HE WAS REALLY EMBARRASSED TO OPEN IT, BUT RON AND HERMIONE MADE HIM. GOSH GUYS. PAY CLOSER ATTENTION.

It’s obviously a brand new computer.

I hope it’s a puppy. Puppy, puppy, puppy!

^^^

(Source: obelikov, via neat-o-burrito)

fuckanimals:

bae: come over tonight ;)

me: sorry im 6000 miles away preaching the good word of jesus

bae: im off my period

me:

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wannajoke:

When Star Trek fans fall in love
http://wanna-joke.com/when-star-trek-fans-fall-in-love/